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Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...
by biznuge November 12, 2020
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porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men
person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting
by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021
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Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021
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Pootintato

A bribe or favor from Vladimir Putin given with the intent to manipulate and control.
Trump ate way too many Pootintatoes on his ascendancy to his Putin-puppet throne, likely with extra poo.
by Tahobo December 11, 2021
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Pooxting

Deliberately taking time to send texts while you are pooping. A person who is known for this habit is a pooxter.
My assistant disappears into the bathroom each day and yet I receive texts from said person. Oh wow she is pooxting. No idea she was a pooxter.
by Deaffreelancer October 28, 2022
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poofinga

a man who fingers themself in the year the year 8 math toilets
olly lofthouse is a poofinga
by poofinga December 22, 2022
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Poordinance

An ordinance, rule or laws that poor people could actually afford to live with, abide by and not be harmed with.
The new ordinances had harmed and hampered the poor, next time let's go with betterore suiting poordinance(s).
by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" February 13, 2023
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