Ponk

Better known as a "PoesZonk".

A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.

Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.

by Vuilbeksoutie April 11, 2019

Ponk

The action that delivers the honk of a car horn.

You gotta ponk to make a honk.

by alarosa110 September 4, 2025

Ponk

Ponk is the action of pressing on your steering wheel to honk. Honk is the result, ponk is the action.

"You gotta ponk to make a honk"

by StaleBiscuit September 4, 2025

Ponk

The action which precedes the honking of one's car horn. Typically used after being cutoff in traffic by the same individual more than once.

"What is this guy doing? He's cut me off twice now!"

"Ponk your horn."

by Some6FtBean September 4, 2025

pee-ponks

what Nanas call boobs.

Nana: look at that girls "pee-ponks", where is her mother?!!?

by nutt08 July 29, 2010

Ponks

A type of special stock in the industry market.

Person 1: Hey have you seen the ponks chart today
Person 2: Yeah it's really high

by w0ndertwo April 17, 2021

gold ponks

An absolute cunt

Eg George c is gold ponks

by Real,commar December 10, 2017