Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

pompados

A person who is a mixture of pompous and douche-bag .

Look at this pompados with tribal tattoo's explaining to a waitress that he is "Gluten-Free"

by DJ U53L355 March 19, 2016

Pompano Lilies

A yellow and silver striped flower which emits a powerful fish scent. The first pompano lily was first discovered in the mountain town of Crundor. Along with hogs and swamp people, the Crugas has been known to occasionally indulge in the plant.

"Can one of you pipe-hittin’ bitches pass me some broiled pompano lilies"

by Rowan1231 July 11, 2018

pomakov

Pomakov is not a popular name like others. but feel lucky because people named Pomakov are unique and special!

“what’s your family name? “Pomakov” “Well that’s weird I never heard of such a name witch Is awesome !”

by malestiacina November 8, 2018

pompano

BEST FUCKING HOOD IN BROWARD.

guy 1: Let’s go to pompano

guy2: What’s pompano

guy 1: Best hood ever

by richie 🐐🙃🐐😏☝🏾😏 April 14, 2021

podfaster

Someone who listens to a large about of podcasts at faster than normal speeds often speeds of 1.2x, 1.5x and sometimes 2x and even 3x.
Podfasters do this to listen to large amount of podcasts during a week compared to the normal average of 5-7 a week

Susan is a podfaster, she listens to her podcasts at speeds of 2x. She does this as she listens to around 150-200 hours of podcasts a week.

by seeeeellliott September 3, 2021

ponfakejump

Ponfakejumping is an advanced strategy used in the mc hypixel arena brawl gamemode where a player feigns jumping from a ledge. This is done by running towards a ledge and jumping, but instead of falling, redirecting their momentum backwards such that they stay up and an opponent chasing might fall.

Player 1: Everybody look, I'm going to ponfakejump! *ponfakejumps*
*Hysterical Laughter* I PONFAKEJUMPED

Surrounding voice call members: *Chaotic choking on air*

by ultramicroscopic February 22, 2022