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Nevada Poll Worker

An abnormally slow person who typically stops doing their work early, especially when it’s needed the most
I would go to Taco Bell, but all their employees are Nevada Poll Workers.
by 010Rusty November 4, 2020
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Golden Poll

A place on Gaia where only the most kick ass people reside. Some residents include an uber-sexified pimpette, a plant/sex robot who thrives on beer, split-personality mules, whores, a cowboy, a pirate, people obsessed with red (take that any way you want), and of course, sex slaves. (Note: this does not include all members).

People living in the Golden Poll average a few k's a day and a few men.

This habitat is also often referred to as GP.
by Mark teh Pirate November 9, 2005
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Magical Poll Land

A: Hey, I'm bored.
B: Let's head to Magical Poll Land!
B: Yeah!
by Shakim B. January 1, 2009
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inheritance poll

A sports poll in which the starting order of the poll remains relatively unchanged unless a team losses.

A poll in which a team can only move up if a team ahead of them losses.
That poll is an inheritance poll, you need to find one where the teams are reevaluated weekly if you want me to take it seriously.
by noonereal May 4, 2016
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Onion Poll

An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.

Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
by jollyadamroger July 10, 2016
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Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.
That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.
by MD Jr October 10, 2013
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doodle poll

Joe Jackson's favorite dancing tool. This tool is only used by men with "The Tickler".
Don't let uncle Joe get on the Doodle Poll in front of the kids at The Christmas party.
by Jjack63961 November 14, 2016
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