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gay plumber

A male who like to insert there penis into holes, mainly men bottoms
I haven't had a gay relationship for ages, I need a gay plumber, hand me the yellow pages please
by mitch00uk March 30, 2015
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Joe The Plumber

euphemism for an idiot, or someone who speaks without any knowledge of what they claim to be a professional of. Unlicensed, unqualified and uninformed. A dufus.
My neighbor is Joe The Plumber, he's been talking about buying a business worth a quarter of a million when he barely has two quarters to rub together. He's not even a licensed plumber.
by Stalin for time February 23, 2009
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Joe The Plumber

"Joe the Plumber," aka Joe Wurzelbacher referred to in the 2008 presidential election was used as a tool by McCain to make Obama appear as if he were raising taxes for the common man.

In actuality, under Obama's economic plan, "Joe The Plumber" would only be taxed if his company made over $250,000 a year.

McCain used this as spin to confuse undecided voters that Obama was taxing "Middle America" when in actuality he promises not to raise taxes for 95% of Americans.
McCain: "Your going to tax Joe the Plumber"
Obama: "I Only if he's making over 1/4 of a Million dollars a year"
by Woodenfox February 20, 2009
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Plumbers ass

The act of having ones ass crack visible over the top of their pants. Often seen in women wearing low rider jeans. Derived from fat plumbers whose asses creeped out of the back of their pants as they fixed the sink.
She should at least wear a thong so we sdon't have to see that plumbers ass.
by Websters English Dictionary January 25, 2004
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plumbers toolbag

Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym

Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
by The double vulcan December 17, 2015
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anal plumber

another lovely name for a male homo.
call the anal plumber! the gerbils are missing!
by the lil' general February 18, 2006
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bum plumber

a guy that leaves a dildo in somebodies ass while they sleep.
2. a homo.
"dammit jon ur such a bum plumber!"
by Mr. P kness May 26, 2006
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