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Your computer is suffering from HDOB (Humans Dying of boredom) syndrome

Person 1: Im bored
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: let's type plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp after we have poured bleach in our eyes
Person 2: Sure!

by Rose_that_kills October 20, 2023

plomb

1. (n.) Polite term for human excrement in a toilet that has failed to flush for one of a variety of reasons...(see i-iv below);

2. Used to endearingly identify one's offspring;

3. Popular word to convey moment of impact and subsequent existence of (ideally) well-shaped (circular in cross-section) and solid 'plomb' in a toilet;

4. Conveys the two most popular instances that 'flash' into the non-Creator's mind upon detecting a plomb, (i) A BOMB!!... (ii) the precise moment it 'plo'pped (in the water from within Creator);

4. 'Lead' (metal) in French;

5. (Orig.) fusion of 'plop' and 'bomb'; coined in early seventies.

Reasons for non-flush and therefore plomb:

i. the Creator is still admiring its profile;
ii. the Creator forgot to flush it, simply;
iii. the Creator is still admiring its aquadynamics;
iv. Creator failed to account for extended reading or repose and hitherto subsequent resilience of plomb;
iv. the Creator has planted a deliberate 'plomb' for a non-Creator to stop in tracks and admire.

Examples in context:

1. I say, that was a mighty impressive plomb you left, Sir.

4. Fuel attendant - 'Quelle petrol, Monsieur?
Customer - Plomb!

by Chames May 11, 2006

phorming

A parasitic marketing technique, which involves intercepting web site traffic to profile ISP user's interests and affiliations (without explicit consent from either the web sites or their users) . Profiled ISP users can then be subjected to targetted advertising for competitor web sites (hence, parasitic marketing). Generally very unpopular with ISP users for legal, privacy and security reasons. Generally rejected by web site owners whose copyrighted content is scanned and abused to promote their rivals.

desktop applications like Word, Outlook, Excel, and Open Office are indeed acutely vulnerable to 'Phorming'
I'm sure along with others that passing my personal details via phorming or any other way will not be tolerated
My bank account is hacked due to it being easier to do due to Phorming

by AntiPhormUKPRTeam March 23, 2008

Plork

Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.

My friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his class.

by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

Soor Ploom

A soor ploom is a rare occurrence. When somebody experiences a soor ploom, they are feeling severe pain, this pain is also know as ring sting. Extreme gas (farting) also accompanies the sting. Soor plooms usually occur after one eats food that is extremely spicy, unfortunately a beverage does not settle this problem.

Ford ate a poutine, he did not get a soor ploom. Lily, on the other hand, ate gumbo......Wow! She is gonna feel the pain tomorrow!

by HankyDankyDoo August 23, 2009

plata o plomo

Silver or lead. Give me your money or get shot. Also used by the Cartel to extort important people into accepting bribes.

Silver = something valuable
Lead = bullets

“¡Plata o plomo!” - give me your money or get shot
“¿Plata o plomo?” - take the bribe or take a bullet

by kadoodles April 27, 2019

Plomear

Mexican slang used in the city when somebody shots with a gun, (to a person or things..)

Hey mejor calmate o te voy a "plomear" puto!!
Hey better calm down or I´ll gun you faggot!!!
Esta noche ire a "plomear" el carro de ese marica!!!
This night I´ll gun the car of these faggot!!!

by blastersito January 22, 2007