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Lemon Pledge

The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.

As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.

Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?

A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
by Twisted Magnum August 28, 2009
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the peacebuilder pledge

A chant made by the hell of school called St. Agnes which was forced to be said after each Pledge of Alliance. It is unrightfully forced upon students to stand up and raise their right hand. They then later used this as punishment to be implicated as a future rememberance. It is illegal. It must be stopped. It has scarred the minds of all students who have ever went there and it has been unrightfully branded into our minds forever.
Girl 1: “Do you remember when we went to St. Agnes?”
Girl 2: “Yeah! Remember they made us say the peacebuilder pledge every goddamn day!”
Girl 1: “Did Sr. Joan die yet?”
Girl 2: “Not yet. Rip.”
by Wildcherry04 December 31, 2018
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Raver's Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the pharmaceuticals that make my life so grand. And to the liquor which makes me fall. Many drugs under glow lights for which I dance. With pleasure and debauchery for all! Ahmen
Before leaving the rave all my friends and I take the Raver's Pledge to solidify our mayhem mission for the night.
by banana republic 4 October 17, 2010
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pledge

1)the process of being a complete and utter bitch and receiver of countless anal rapings.

2)a cocksucker
1)when Mike's mom asked him why he was walking funny, she realized that nothing needed to be said since he was in fact a pledge.

2)I cant tell if Hugh Grant is a pledge or just British.
by John Shafer April 14, 2004
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Pledge pour

When a young, inexperienced, "newbie" freshman fraternity pledge attempts to pour a beer into a glass, resulting in an excessive foam to beer ratio.
This beer is straight foam. Classic pledge pour!
by KittyKatSears October 30, 2017
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pledge train

When one is being initiated into a fraternity one is subject to be anal fucked by every member back to back.
Yo, Darren ran the pledge train!
by RatFuxker March 5, 2023
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pledgetok

the side of tiktok with all the frat boys
I love pledgetok so much!
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