pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

by chork December 3, 2005

Pickle Tickler

Noun,

A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.

I bet that dude with a pony and pickle tickler would bob your knob if you asked him.

by JRPGking December 21, 2009

pickle

The corpse of a brutally drowned cucumber.

Usually used on burgers.

You do realize when you're eating pickles you're eating the corpse of a once-delicious vegetable, right?

by considerthefollowing June 28, 2018

pickle jockey

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.

That dude's so gay, what a pickle jockey.

by Jerry A. September 4, 2006

snitch pickle juice

An ejaculation of gonorrhea infected semen left to stagnate inside a woman's vagina

When Debbie went to the clinic she found out Thomas had given her a bad case of snitch pickle juice

by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015

Pickle rick

The funniest shit ive ever seen

Me: So its a show about a genius grandpa and his grandson
you: Go on.....
Me: and shit me not, there's an episode where he turns himself into a pickle and calls himself pickle rick. It was the funniest shit I've ever seen
You: o:

by ISwearImNotaSImp March 25, 2020

pickle

a sexy noice flavored sweet or sour green hotdog lookin thing

exept its a cucumber

look at that TAAAASTYYYY pickle

by Sirenn December 25, 2016