Phurnt

When poking fun at someone for performing a hilarious act or after doing something stupid yourself.

That guy staggered in the bar, sat down at the bar stool and glared over as a big glob of drool ran from his lip to his shirt. PHURNT!

I stubbed my toe on the way in from the parking lot. PHURNT!

by Bradley Bennett February 6, 2009

phurphle

(fur-ful) A word to describe a color you can't recognize

Two dudes are watching Animal Planet:

Jim: What color is THAT thing, dude?! Indigo? Like aaaaa...sandy...brown...?

Bob: I dunno, man. Totally phurphle.

by LookitThatDrunkGuy June 17, 2010

Pherfect

to be fake perfect, to intimidate a glamorous and perfect lifestyle.

Snooki is so pherfect.

by rgivs June 9, 2012

purfic

English slang for 'Perfect', derived from the West-Country pronunciation of the word. Entered the common vernacular from the TV character 'Pa Larkin' (played by David Jason) in the popular and plummy TV show 'The Darling Buds of May'.

It's all just purfic

by Mr. Gerous January 20, 2015

Purfuffle

A big mess for example: "I made a purfuffle when i spilled water evreywhere"

How di... A purffufle. I make a purfuffle when (how you made a purfuffle)

by Notmadebymelolllloo January 28, 2017

phurrey

An idiot and fat and very hairy. He constantly has a huge boner in his jeans and he is always hitting on girls. He may be the saddest thing alive, but he can still lift a car.

Nathan - "I feel so pathetic..."

Alex - "Then you must be a Phurrey."

by Your Man, Lemony Turtles May 24, 2017

phurse

A phone case with a purse strap= Phurse!

My phurse is so handy!

When I am wearing an outfit with no pockets, I am glad to have my phurse with me

by Silusa August 20, 2017