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An idiot and fat and very hairy. He constantly has a huge boner in his jeans and he is always hitting on girls. He may be the saddest thing alive, but he can still lift a car.
Nathan - "I feel so pathetic..."

Alex - "Then you must be a Phurrey."
by Your Man, Lemony Turtles May 24, 2017
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