phoctor

fake doctor, a nurse or chiropractor who thinks she has the training and scope of practice of a medical physician

The phoctor said her community college anatomy class was equivalent to the Gross Anatomy class medical students took in medical school. The phoctor was sorely mistaken.

chiropractor nurse snake oil sufferring misdagnosis

by SMURFY123 December 20, 2012

phorant

coleynt and heliophoria when they get married

in this video, we ranked the top 10 phorant moments

by plutothebeloved July 10, 2021

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

by localsirloco March 19, 2010

Spring Break Photo Season

A short period of time ranging from mid March to early April in which Facebook and Myspace stalking of High School and College-Aged females greatly increases due to the posting of high volumes of photo albums containing bikini and bathing suit pictures.

I can't wait for Spring Break Photo Season so I can find a hot new underaged teen-bikini pic to put on my desktop!

by JrJrBinx April 11, 2009

Myspace Photo

A photo taken by ones self at a generally impossible angle. This photo usually includes large amounts of dyed black hair covering a large portion of the persons face and black eyeliner. This photo is also frequently taken in the mirror.

"Comment on my new hawt pics plz!"

by Lust77 April 30, 2005

Myspace Photo

Photo taken by myspace whore at weird angles, generally above head. These photos are usually taken by the thousands, thus making the said myspace visitor, addicted to him/herself.

"That myspace photo you just took does not look like you. It looks so myspace! You look just like sonny moore"

by claudette April 14, 2006

Zero Day Photo

Stands for a photo developed and sold on the same day it was taken. (The term is commonly used by race day photographers. ZDP is commonly used but not limited to the subjects of running, biking, swimming, football, basketball, tennis, golf, race car, or fishing photography.)

Can be used like, "Hey, do you have any zero day photos of this event? I want to get mine today!" or "Do you know where I can get some zero day photos of this event? I want some photos that were taken of me from this race but I want them now!" Zero day photo is sometimes used in the form of an acronym like, "Hey, you have any ZDP's of this event?"

by John K. Photographer January 11, 2009