Clout Photographer

A photographer who purerly aims to shoot famous/people with ‘Clout’.

Often have little to no skill/talent at photography and throws awful lightroom edits over every shot.

“This photographer is so good, check him out”
“Every photo is rapper, his a clout photographer”

by Snapshotkiller May 18, 2018

Skinny Scrub Photographer

An Asian york school student by the name of Josh. He spends his time taking poorly shot photos and eating dogs.

You remind me of Josh, a skinny scrub photographer!

by Christophersatan November 25, 2016

Matt The Photographer

The Evansville Wisconsin famous photographer Matthew Simon who is amazing at taking photos. you would be lucky to know him.

Matt The Photographer is really cool

by figgernaggotyounig December 22, 2017

iphonographer

A person who only took candid pictures and has suddenly decided to photograph everyone, everything and the most arbitrary objects with their iPhones.

Cathy is such an iPhonographer! She keeps showing me stupid fucking pictures of some rock next to the road...

by Christian Faber September 25, 2013

potographer

Someone who takes pictures of cannabis.

My dream job would be, potographer. I could smoke weed and work at the same time.

Best. Job. Ever

by Creativecaveman October 25, 2018

Photographers Patch

A patch of primarily grass stain given to photographers that throw caution to the wind and get down and dirty to the earth when taking photo's outside. Mainly on the knee's of photographer's and in some cases elbows.

Person A: "Hey i see you got a Photographers Patch."

Person B: "Yeah i was really getting into my photo's today, thanks for noticing."

Person A: "Mind if you show me some of the pic's you snapped?"

Person B: "No prob ill post em' to Flickr later and you can check em' out."

Person A: "Sha-Weet!"

by _M_A_T_T_R_E_S_S_ June 10, 2011

Kansas City Phonograph

The act of rubbing ones nipples over another's entire naked body

He was so hot and the way he touched me made my nipples hard so I had him take his clothes off and lay down so I could give him a Kansas City Phonograph

by Itsjustabutt April 19, 2015