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Pizza Pants

Pants related to pizza.
Specifically:
1) Pants worn while enjoying pizza. Old trousers, or in a stain-hiding color or pattern.

2) Pants one is relegated to wearing because you have pizza butt ,aka fat pants.

3) Pants in which one has experienced a pizza-related GI event, aka squirts

4) Theoretical pants made from pizza. Not a real thing, don't be stupid.
1) "Got my pizza pants on, let's go to Luce."

2) "Can't wait until spring when I can get some exercise, lose some weight, and ditch the pizza pants."

3) "I had to take the bus home early, and change outta my nasty pizza pants. I am never going to Pizza Hut again."

4) "Seagulls attacked me in the parking lot. Teaches me for wearing pizza pants."
by nedjr December 5, 2011
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Ayo the pizza here

Can be used to express physical pain after falling down a staircase.
Ayo the pizza here oh nigga ahhhhh oww my ears burn.
by anonymous April 16, 2021
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Pizza Hut

A chain of restaurants & some deliver, the Best ever & with the stuffed crust & now with bacon in the stuffed crust!
Pizza Hut is Fantastic & Supreme & has many items on the menu besides pizza. They have the Best~Tasting pizza Ever!
by Starchylde May 24, 2016
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i want my pizza

what you say when you want your god damn pizza
by Pizza man July 3, 2007
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Redneck pizza

Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it’s just a scattered pile of blood and guts that’s almost completely flat, resembling a pizza.
To eat the redneck pizza, just slap it on the engine block of yer truck until it congeals, cut it into 8 slices with yer buck knife, take a big ol’ hit off yer meth pipe, then enjoy with yer friends Bubba and Jim-Bob. Best served with pabst blue ribbon or some other piss beer.
by A WHITE GUY December 25, 2018
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Pizza Lap Dance

The warm feeling of holding a pizza on the way home
When coming home from domino's, Derrick called pizza lap dance
by Jeff Larington May 15, 2010
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Pizza Vulture

A person who was not invited to a pizza lunch (usually in a corporate setting) that attempts to partake of said pizza.
Can you believe Glenn? He wasn't even part of the project and yet he shows up and eats our food. What a pizza vulture!
by landsharks67 April 1, 2019
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