by ChristopherNoel June 2, 2024

A mispronounced version of "Petrol Pump" by a bunch of retards in an echo chamber that eventually grew so loud that it made its way into the zeitgeist and is now part of the Cambridge fucking dictionary.
"We're low on gas, keep an eye out for a petrol bunk".
And then they died of dehydration in the middle of the desert because petrol bunks aren't a thing.
And then they died of dehydration in the middle of the desert because petrol bunks aren't a thing.
by Euler69 October 11, 2021

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.
“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”
by Solvalou October 26, 2022

A nickname for the Royal Airforce. But also commonly used by the Army Cadets to refer to an Air Cadet who may religiously play War Thunder and/or DCS in a derogatory manner.
"Toby's such a petrol pigeon, all he does is yap about F-16s and his shitty little Grob Tutor. It's not 1940 the Battle of Britain, he should get over himself."
by Ihatepetrolpigeons January 7, 2024

by Bennybenboo January 6, 2019

Person 1: Did you see that sick fighting game combo from that one dude?
Person 2: Yeah, that string was straight petrol.
Person 2: Yeah, that string was straight petrol.
by jorgeluisborges June 11, 2024
