peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.

1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.

by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008

Peef

A penis fart

like queef, but peef.

ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"

by sexycutegurl1046659 October 11, 2016

Peef

When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.

Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.

by mjwick October 19, 2015

Peef

To fart out of your penis.

Hey Jason, did you just peef?

by CVS_Security November 5, 2018

Peef

The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.

Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!

by Rscott1st January 25, 2019

Peef

A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.

My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.

by Mistah White D July 4, 2019

Peef

A gay sex activity where one man shits into his partners butthole and then they proceed to pass the log of shit back and forth between their asses.

Hey babe I just ate a quadruple cheese pizza, wanna peef?

by Skeetosaurus November 8, 2019