peeing on your tree

To claim someone or something.

Like a dog marks their territory.

"You are mine, I'm peeing on your tree."

"Did you see john's heart eyes on Sally's thirst trap? He is totally peeing on her tree."

by LOOTxSAVAGE July 8, 2025

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Peeing Feeling

Phrase used by retarded microcelebrity Daniel Larson to describe the feeling of having an orgasm. Mr. President Daniel Larson often does this while looking at CP.

me: yo bro i gooned my shit last night

friend: did you get that Peeing Feeling?

by lildictionarygoon November 4, 2025

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Ski-peeing bitch

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.

John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.

by Brastle October 23, 2011

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My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

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Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020

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