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Pearl harbor 

When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".
Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal

"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"
Pearl harbor by Wutsgood33 June 2, 2016

Pearl Harbor 

When you are giving anal, but before you cum, you spit on their back making them think you cum. as they turn around you blow a surprise attack into their face.
i was upset so i gave her a pearl harbor last night.

Pearl Harbor 

Customer: I'll have a large Pearl Harbor.
Employee: A what?
Customer: A large pizza with ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.
Pearl Harbor by Lurr Rrul February 5, 2012

Pearl Harbored 

Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.
Pearl Harbored by pezmeister April 18, 2006

pearl harbor game 

the man lays down with his eyes closed and the girl sneaks up and BLOWS the hell out of him
johnny asks sally if she wants to play the Pearl Harbor game. Sally asks what do i do? Johnny says i'll lay down over here with my eyes closed and you sneak up and blow the hell out of me. Sally says yummy

Pearl Harbor 

Military attack by the Japanese sinking most the U.S. naval fleet killing many and granting a two way ticket for the Americans.
Yes, yes the U.S. "mysteriously" withdrew their Aircraft Cariers for "maneuvers" a day before the attack.