Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

Peanut butter

ha why the frick u lookin up peanut butter

Peanut butter

by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020

Peanut butter

Bro why u lookin up peanut butter what did u expect its fricking peanut butter

peanut butter yum yum

by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020

Peanut butter

Peanut Butter : noun. (Proper)
A lumpy and yet creamy oil-type juice person whom is spread over things. Typically served with ranch dressing and chips.

“Dang! I enjoyed seeing Peanut Butter fall from my curtain!”

by Yessah April 16, 2020

Peanut Butter

The one food that is way too addictive but you know it makes you fat asf so you can't ever go on a reasonable diet.

Mom: Hon, quit eating the peanut butter its your 3rd jar this week
You: SHUTTUP MOM ITS GOOD OKAY ? T^T

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

Peanut butter

A taisty latin girl that always wants to fuck and has a big booty

That mexican girl bella is some yummy peanut butter

by Yummy pussy69 February 19, 2021

Peanut Butter

When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter

Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one

by Peanut Master April 29, 2021