PEANUTS

This is nothing but a food! you can chew it, or if you like you can lick it too! peanuts are smooth, but not all of it.. some of them are rough.

girl1: hey what are you eating?

girl2: HAPPY GLEN! oh, HAPPY PEANUTS rather. you want some? :D

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by mothergooseaduna January 4, 2010

peaniss

A posh person's penis

Your peaniss is positively spiffing

by Peaniss February 18, 2007

peanuts

A game played where both players lock fingers in a test of strength to make the other person submit by saying "peanuts"

"you wana play Peanuts?"
"Sure"
"ow ow ow ow PEANUTS!"

by Jonnyjonjonjon October 8, 2007

Peanuts

A small nut commonly sucked on, salty in taste, gets hard when hot and mushy when wet.

Suck my peanuts.

by Groovy October 21, 2003

circus peanuts

The most incredible orange marshmallow peanuts you will ever find in your lifetime.

Barry:Aw, shucks, you stole my circus peanut.

Xaviar:Whateva bitch, I do what I want. I will shove these circus peanuts in my mouth and die of pure happiness.

by Lil Khakis March 15, 2009

Dry Roasted Peanuts

Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.

My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!

by Mark Nordenstein May 5, 2007

peanuts

Word expressing that a noun is easy or dumb.

Man that test was peanuts.
Dude, your so peanuts.
That concert was peanuts.

by GuitarFreak August 16, 2004