Skip to main content

Facebook patient

Someone who uses Facebook as a thinly-disguised substitute for actual psychotherapy.
Heather's posts centered around her anxieties, her phobias, her delusional self-image - photos of herself taken today, taken ten years ago, taken when she was born - complimenting herself in a variety of ways, and her friends obliged, from empathy, 'liking', 'sharing', telling her how beautiful she still was, knowing she was a Facebook patient.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
mugGet the Facebook patient mug.

medical patient

A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.
Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.

Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!

Me: For sure. Who's got bud?

Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!

Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.

Javi: I'll hit up Willy.

Me: Nah, too many lungs.....
by Alvarex March 25, 2011
mugGet the medical patient mug.

Patientology

1. The act or mindset of being a patient, an experiment, or a victim.

2. The belief that justice and karma are served in the end. Those destined to succeed will do so with patience. Positive people have a positive fate.

3. A theology similar to fatalism, in which all things are more or less predetermined, but we are free to change the path we are on. A religion in which worry is futile. Draws philisophical elements from several sources, most notably Murphy's Law, Roman Catholicism, Fatalism, Transcendentalism, and the Clockwork Theory.
by Conceited As Hell July 21, 2003
mugGet the Patientology mug.

patiently

“wait patiently”- mom
what’s that mean”-son
calm your tits and shut up”-mom
by uh oh spaghetti o’s December 7, 2021
mugGet the patiently mug.

psyc patient

A person who is crazy or psychotic. A negative term but can be used as ribbing among friends. Derives from prison slang referring to an inmate living in the penitentiary’s psychiatric ward or one that uses psychotropic medications or frequently sees the psychiatrist.
That bitch keyed my fuckin' car.
Man I told you that hoe was a psyc patient.

Britney Spears is a psyc patient; that bitch be walking around town with no shoes on and dropping her baby all the time.
by KMama June 12, 2006
mugGet the psyc patient mug.

Dementia patient

Sleepy Joe Biden: the rapidly rising uh, um with uh um, in with uh, with uh, I don't know who, anyway...

Joe Biden is a real dementia patient
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
mugGet the Dementia patient mug.

Potinetial

Having the belief, but more importantly the potential to smoke large quantities of pot with only positive aspirations.
Damn look at Quinn, he has "potinetial".
by Quinn224 July 6, 2015
mugGet the Potinetial mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email