parex

The disturbing feeling you get as a pre-teen when you find out that your parents actually have sex.

Tommy was still disturbed from a severe case of prex after finding condoms in his parents' room.

by Monisha McCall July 3, 2005

parsec

A place of employment commonly called a railyard that more perfectly resembles a zoo or penitentiary.

A term used to describe the blackness of everyday disasters.

Joe-"did you see that caprice plow into the KFC?"
Mike-"yeah he was wearing a parsec vest when he stumbled out and dropped his 40 oz."

by zoopatrol January 12, 2012

parse

verb. to actively comprehend, to make sense of. To understand as a result of effort, as opposed to understanding intuitively. A derivative of the computer and linguistics term "parse," to analyze data or a sentence for structure, content, and meaning. Most frequently used in parody of a hypothetical error message generated by a computer that was fed nonsensical data, eg, "Does Not Parse."

She obviously had no idea what I was talking about. She just kept staring at me blankly, like 'does... not... parse...'

by awibs June 15, 2010

pansexual

one who is attracted to kitchenware

oh my god im so horny i think ill have pansexual sex with this pot

by a random guy that likes pizza December 12, 2019

pansexual

loving a person for WHO they are and not what they are
;
wishes to be compatable through mind.

true love

"I love YOU for who you are."

by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004

Pansexual

Pansexual IS NOT polysexual or bisexual. Those are completely separate sexualties and shall not be called the same because although they may be similar, they are not the same.
Pansexual is the attraction to someone regardless of what's below the belt (sex and gender). They will not date ANYONE, a common misconception in the community. They just do not mind what the person identifies as.

As I repeat, they do not just date ANYONE. They do not find every person they see instantly attractive. They just do not mind whatever gender their crush/infatuation identies as, or what sexual organ/organs they possess.

Isn't bisexuality the same thing as pansexuality?
No, bisexuality and pansexuality are two completely different terms.

by TawnyZem January 3, 2017

pansexuality

One who can love sexuality in many forms. Like bisexuality, but even more fluid, a pansexual person can love not only the traditional male and female genders, but also transgendered, androgynous, and gender fluid people.

The pansexual support group meeting opened with each person stating their gender identity.

by saki July 31, 2003