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Up Periscope

A long neck, usually one that is at least twice as long as the person's face. The neck can be used in self-defense to strangle oncoming villans, or used for tasks such as cracking walnuts.
She gave me this look and I thought she was going to all Up Periscope on me and strangle me with it!
by Dr. Von Chang June 13, 2008
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periscope

The act of agressively fisting a female (or a male) into the vagina or anus hole, then rotating your arm inside the victim left and right, like a periscope, then yanking your arm out.
Damn, i had this trick in my room last night, and after my roomies and i gangbanged her asshole, i gave her twat the ol' Periscope! She was fisheyed by morning time!
by xbhotlava July 27, 2006
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Turkish Periscope

1. When you squeeze out a turd into a persons beer and said turd or floater sticks out of the beer like a periscope.

2.Person who sticks out at the party and leaves themselves open to ridicule.
Joey is outside arguing with his girlfriend on the phone. Hurry, take his beer and give him a Turkish periscope!
by Quantum Robot 6678 July 29, 2011
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Mexican Periscope

The act of spreading a woman's anus open with your thumbs, then peering into it like a periscope. Technically could be performed on anyone, by anyone, but in the original example it was a man performing the act on a woman.

Originated from a post on the Tosh.0 blog.
Man, that chick is crazy. She asked me to give her a Mexican Periscope!
by TexasCracker April 11, 2013
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Down Periscope

A manner of applying the Arabian Goggles. You sneak up behind the person and lower your balls onto their eyes, while saying "Down Periscope!"
I snuck up behind Matt and gave him the good ol' Arabian Goggles, Down Periscope style.
by PTPablo September 23, 2008
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parascoping

verb.

When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.
Dan: "Good morning Christy!"

Christy: "Dude! Fix your boxers! You're parascoping!"
by parascoper November 13, 2011
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up periscope

#when using ~Facebook, you always appear offline but occaionally open the chat window to seee who is online before disappearing offline again.
Karen up periscoped to see if clair was on then downed periscope and went back to cruising pepoles profiles
by Sniper Smurf August 22, 2009
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