palomar

n. a communinty college in San Diego that is often considered to be more like thirteenth grade rather than actually college

Joey: Hey Jens where are you going to college?
Jens: I am actually going to Palomar.
Joey: Hahahah, Jens, Palomar isn't college, its thirteenth grade

by JBizzou July 31, 2006

Palpatines

condition of the eyebags so severe that they resemble Emperor Palpatine's. Usually prevalant in the morning after a heavy night of drinking alcohol and not much sleep.

partyed hard last night woke up with a right pair of palpatines for breakfast!

by Zhong Yi Herbalist January 6, 2012

palpate

touch/examine.

caress.

stroke.

discover.

feel.

explore

To palpate someone is to examine them with touch.

Can palpate oneself. Examine or feel. Not necessarily in a sexual way, more in a curious sense.

by Rozi aka December 17, 2007

Paloma

Paloma is an amazing girl. She is very hot and has a great body: muscular but also thick. She has a big booty and is not afraid to shake that thing. She also has nice boobs that she shows off in her classy clothes. She has olive skin and brown hair. She is very random at times and she's all for yolo so her hair might also be dyed. She plays a sport if not two, most likely soccer and/or field hockey. She's very kind but she's extremely sensitive. She has been bullied a couple of times and she never thinks well about herself. If you ever meet a Paloma, make sure to make her feel special because she will fall for you immediately. Paloma is a hippie but also emo because of her past experiences. She is probably in love with pop culture and twenty one pilots. She's a basic girl and the way to have her love you forever is to care about her and show her love. She is beautiful but only certain guys see that in her; the very same guys that she find special.

Omg! Paloma is such a babe

Yeah ikr... She's so beautiful and amazing

by Noobieboobie03 March 15, 2016

emperor palpatine

the senate

MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.

MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.

PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.

emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!

by shrek 6 February 17, 2020

Palpatine

Greatest villain ever, took on Yoda in single combat and won, turned Luke Skywalker into a whining screaming bitch, nearly wiped out the entire rebellion, came back to life using clones at least 3 times, Subjugated an entire galaxy by himself, enslaved all the wookiees (yes, thats spelled right) and could show up Hitler, Mussolini, Yamamoto, and Stalin up in any game of risk even if they all teamed up and took George's advice on how to assfuck the world. Our president's role model and mine as well --definately a BAMF
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)

world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"

any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"

misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"

the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"

by Aztarael August 2, 2006

palapathy

This perverse sentiment arises when the constancy of a friendship allows longer periods to elapse between meetings, without jeopardising that friendship.

We are such good friends that palapathy allows us to meet only rarely.

by Andrew Lugton September 12, 2008