Mongolian Paintbrush

When a bitch is on all fours, you spread her cheeks, completely flatten your tongue on her clit and lick up until you get to the top of the crack, and go back down to the clit.

Bum-ass Mfer - "Bro i was eatin this bitch pussy from the back givin her a MONGOLIAN PAINTBRUSH."

Me-ass Mfer - "Ew bro youre a bum. Eating pussy makes you a simp because you put your head below the bitch and real men never put themselves below women."

Bum-ass Mfer - "Damn bro you're right. Please fuck my woman the way it should be done and let me watch so I can learn."

by Vic_Sigma_Nootz_420 January 7, 2023

indian paintbrush

when you put your c*** between a girls tits and blow your load all over her face.

Bob:Hey betty lets try something new tonight.
Betty:Like what?
Bob:Lets do the Indian Paintbrush

by Alex Ebe February 4, 2005

urban paintbrush

when you have sex with a girl while she is on her period then you pull out and draw a picture on her belly with your penis as the paint brush and the blood as the paint.

after my girl and i had sex while she was on her period i used my urban paintbrush to draw a dinosaur.

by xbloodpugx February 8, 2010

Navajo Paintbrush

The act of explosive expulsion of fecal matter (preferably influenced by a beet-root or curry diet) resulting in a toilet bowl heavily spattered with a reddish vibrant brown display of artistic merit.

Raven entered the toilet stall, and was greeted with a fragrant rainbow of earthy colours, each detail vibrant and changing slightly in hue as he circled the bowl to appreciate the sight from every angle. Truly, it was a marvelous example of a Navajo Paintbrush.

by Eaglefeather Two-suns August 25, 2008

used paintbrush

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s ponytail.

He gave me a used paintbrush last night and I still haven’t been able to wash it out, even after three showers.

by midget eater February 18, 2018

Passover Paintbrush

The technique used for camping at a beer release on the eve of Passover to protect yourself from the angel of death. Using the tampon in an economic and green manner, smear your used tampon on the outside of your doorway with blood. Oy vay

Passover, passover paintbrush, paint brush

by Abe Athol May 18, 2018

Dirty Paintbrush

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then uses the remaining excrement on his dick to paint on the woman's back.

Clarke: I brought Suz over last week and we got a little frisky.

JP: What'd you guys do?
Clarke: Well, I fucked her in the ass, then used the leftover shit on my dick to paint on her back. We called it the dirty paintbrush.
JP: That's fucking disgusting

by wendypowell October 21, 2018