PAFS

Acrynom for Pussy Ass Faggit Shit. Can be used to describe a person (you are such a PAFS) or to describe a situation (that is PAFS).

Tom: I think I'm going to get a big mac meal with a diet coke.

Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS

Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.

by sick weapon August 21, 2011

PAF

Pussy Ass Faggot

THESE PAF's have turned football into a sissy sport with all these new rules for player protection.

by October 16, 2022

PAF

Abbreviation, "Poor As Fuck." Generally reflects a temporary (or more drastic) lack of funds.

Hey buddy, do you want to go out for lunch today?

No, man, I'm PAF. Ask me again on payday.

by colts2009 February 14, 2017

PAF

Acronym for Phony As Fuck

“You can always tell when a girl is being PAF, b/c she’s too nice to be believed.”

by Chrissy13 March 31, 2018

Paf

Positive thing/ experience/ moment

Oh my god that was so paf

by H-words June 7, 2019

Paf

Something bad/ bad experience/ bad thing

This meal was soooo paf

by H-words June 7, 2019

paf

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009