Chinese Padlock

The Chinese Padlock is when you wrap your dick around under you and stick it in your own ass

Dude, running the De-Alerting aff is pretty much giving yourself the Chinese Padlock

by mrfriend6969 August 21, 2009

padow

When something is the bomb.

Man, that shit was padow!

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

padboy

this dude on a website who stuck the sticky part of a pad to his ass and made a forum about it.

oh look, it's padboy!
remember him from everskies?

by padboy69 May 1, 2021

padrote

spanish for pimp.

A man who profits from women.

soy padrote y vivo de mis viejas y me vale verga porque soy juan camaney tururu.

by KANSAS CITY PIMP (VENENO) December 31, 2008

Padookie

a common hair tie/ponytail holder/scrunchie
Origin: New Iberia, LA

Do you have a padookie I could borrow?

by fRISKY rISKY August 25, 2018

Pakooka

A term of endearment, or a nick name for a child.

My little Pakooka Girl was the star of her first grade play!

by Freakachu99 January 25, 2011

padron

(Verb) Twerking while simultaneously performing another physical activity, such as running on a treadmill, bungee jumping, or riding a dirt bike. Also known as extreme twerking.

Frank: Did you see that YouTube video of Christina?
Jennifer: Yeah, it sucks that she broke her ankle on the slip n' slide, but at least she was padroning like a total badass.

Jonathan: I think I'm going to padron tonight. You wanna come?
Glenn: Sweet, I'll grab my roller-blades!

by The Gunshow September 27, 2013