Pabst Blue Ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!

Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.

Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!

Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.

Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.

Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!

Tyler: Hey Fernando!

Stephanie: Hey Fernando!

*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Pabst Smir

The light and cheaper version of an Irish Car Bomb. A combination of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka. Usually a shot glass of Smirnoff is dropped into a pint of PBR.

Take a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon, pour a shot of Smirnoff vodka. Take the shot glass and drop the entire thing into the pint of PBR. You are now drinking a Pabst Smir. Enjoy.

by Bill Silverstrim April 23, 2005

pabst blue ribbon

Pabst Blue Ribbion is The Number one choice for punk rockers and Pirates. the beer is cheap but wonderful and has a special way of reminding you the next day as you pee out of youre butt. None the less this brew can only be described as gods piss.

what kind of beer do pirates drink?
P. B. ARRRRRRRRRR!
hahah pabst blue ribbon rules!

by Captain Sam October 5, 2005

smash her pasty

uninhibited, animalistic rough sex

"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

Pabst

keeps college kids warm in the winter and hung over in the summer. see also urine.

by ucla guy July 2, 2003

pasty

A person with white skin. Not just white, like paper. But whiter! VERY WHITE

John: Wow! U look like someone has rubbed sperm all over u!
Pasty Dave: No! Never fear! i am just pasty!

by Yellow tree May 8, 2005

Pabst Blue Ribbon

1. The Best-cheap beer in the world; Well known Punk-Rock beer. Also known as PBR.

2. Yum

I took my last $10 and bought a shit load of Pabst Blue Ribbon!

by Shannon The Greatest February 6, 2007