pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's

I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

pabst blue ribbon

The beer of choice among poor, northern folk. The beer teenage kids steal from their parents because it's been in the back of the fridge/in the basement since 1982. A beer that, if drank often, will keep your shit liquid for a week straight. This beer should be drank by all beer drinkers so they can truly appreciate how great their usual, non-Pabst, beer tastes.

I drank Mich-Golden last night and had the first solid shit I've had in four years (True story)

by Pabst12 March 24, 2005

pabst blue ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Dude 1: Dude, you're getting PBR?
Dude 2: Well yeah dude, we're going to a party.
Dude 1: Ohhh, in case you leave the case there!
Dude 2: Exactly.

by Happy Bobby January 3, 2005

Pabsted

Getting drunk off of Pabst Blue Ribbon or any other cheap beer or liquor. PBR

Oh man I got so pabsted last night at that frat party.

by The Kof October 31, 2008

Pabst Mear

PBR, part tomato juice, part tapatio/tabasco/cholula, part celery salt, worchestershire sauce and mass consumption.

i need a bloody pabst mear.

by vwnomad February 8, 2010

PASD

PASD (Post Awesome Stress Disorder) When you just returned from a 7 day yacht trip and normal tasks no longer feel "normal". Symptoms: Recurrent fist-pumping during meetings, grocery shopping, phone calls, etc. When giving directions, instead of saying "turn left", you say "port!". You sleep all day and party all night. When you meet your friends at a bar, they order a beer and you order a 6L bottle of Belvedere Vodka. Your response to every question is "Fuckin' Max".

"Dude, I'm totally suffering from PASD"

by 5555416280303 July 19, 2014

cookies pabdar

Cookies pabdar Has connected

One might be idle in said Ventrilo channel and all at once, full of cookies pabdar.

by Xinoir April 7, 2005