Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.
Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all.
Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.
Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.
by J.K. Dolce April 28, 2008
Get the Poontangmug. The scanky female astronaut was making the space ship smell like fish , so she douched it out with some tang.
by frankenpimp May 18, 2004
Get the Poontangmug. by mr varner May 3, 2004
Get the poontangmug. 
to poontang someone or poon them you have to get a empty tub of pringels and smack them over the head and shout poontang!
it is best playd at night e.g. a sleep over the first one 2 fall asleep gets pooned hard accross the face =
this game was invented by .... chris,sam,hubbo adam and tom
tom got pooned ALOT !!!
it is best playd at night e.g. a sleep over the first one 2 fall asleep gets pooned hard accross the face =
this game was invented by .... chris,sam,hubbo adam and tom
tom got pooned ALOT !!!
by chris, R February 18, 2008
Get the poontangmug. Dirty ol snatch. Smelly fish market of puss juice. Smelly puss, yeah yeah, smelly! A place to hide your cock. Cock in the box. Clam chowder of the stinkhole of love.
Wait! Stop the car! I smell poontang!
Get your stinky ass poontang over here bitch!
I slipped a dick in your mom's poontang, and it smelt like I've been to sea for years.
Get your stinky ass poontang over here bitch!
I slipped a dick in your mom's poontang, and it smelt like I've been to sea for years.
by CLIT COMMANDER February 21, 2004
Get the Poontangmug. 