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parkour

The act of pretending you are a child once more, in the fact that, the participants run around spastically pretending that the whole world is a playground. "Parkour" is the disguise used to excuse participants' child-like behavior.
"I'm thinking about doing some Parkour this evening. Wanna come?"
"Dude... there's a playground just down the block. Just spaz out there instead"
by Cobalt Chaox May 19, 2006
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parkour

1. Running and jumping, with some flips and tricks every now and then.
2.Amatuer ninjas,
That guy is parkour
by Drakel146 October 31, 2010
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Parkour

The most badass activity in the world. Climbing, jumping, rolling, sliding basically, but cooler
Wanna go parkouring on the Effiel Tower bro

Sure
by Just that average guy March 22, 2017
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parkour

Simply put, the most creative way to get from point A to point B.
Person 1: Who did you just see Jimmy jump off the roof and make a backflip?! He should be in a circus! What is that move called?!?

Person 2: It's parkour, dude. And he was just getting the newspaper from his driveway as does every morning. You should see how he goes grocery shopping for some real entertainment.
by r14jPARKOUR November 6, 2011
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parkour

when people that are meant to do gymnastics decide to do gymnastics outside and not calling it gymnastics because its not as cool sounding
-dude do u do gymnastics?
+no i do parkour
-difference?
+parkour is outside
by agent fro June 1, 2013
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Parkour

An act of having sex with your partner in many forms such as: Mouth-parkour, Hand-parkour, etc..
I had a victorious round of Hand-parkour yesterday.

We had some crazy Parkour.

Will you give me some Mouth-parkour?
by mongaloid27 July 24, 2011
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Doomfist Parkour

A overwatch workshop custom game where you jump from diffrent places to complete a level.
person 1: you ever played Overwatch custom games?
person 2: yes i play doomfist parkour a lot!
by Ymir188 September 24, 2020
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