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Lee Oswald

Lee H. Oswald was a patriot of the American people, who stood for everything that the United Socialist States of American government is against.
The government knew that if John F. Kennedy wasn't eliminated, then the Viet Nam "police action" would never have happened, and several govt. contractors would go completely broke, and their would have been no protection for the oil companies who were "wildcatting" for oil in the area at the time.
Kennedy was killed in the classic "triangulation of fire" using 3 different expert rifleman, who were most likely hired by the C.I.A.
Someone had to be sacrificed, to take the blame for the assassination, and Lee Oswald was the perfect candidate. He had recently defected from the USA and then returned to Texas with his new russian bride. At the time, the majority of the American public were foolish enough to believe any story that the government perpetuated, no matter how absurd.
Lee Oswald had not fired any kind of rifle in years, at the time of his alleged involvment, in the shooting.
by shomesomethin July 5, 2010
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Lee Harvey Oswald

The person who assassinated John F. Kennedy.
If only Lee Harvey Oswald shot a bag of marshmellows instead of John F. Kennedy...
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Lee Harvey Oswald

The sexual act of hitting someone from a very far distance with your semen, preferably from the upper story of a warehouse onto a government official.
Deed, i totally surprised Jen with that Lee Harvey Oswald. She had no fucking idea what hit her.
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lee harvey oswald

Retard: Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK! Look which way his head fell!

Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.
by HTTR21 January 17, 2008
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nice shot, Oswald

From the skill exercised by Lee Harvey Oswald in shooting President Kennedy through cover while in motion, this phrase denotes the respect one must have for the skill used in doing something you don't necessarily like.
"...And then his meme became so popular that it shut down the office email system and we were stuck without communication for two whole days. Nice shot, Oswald."
by Nwebb January 29, 2009
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stinky oswald

its whan a male dips his saggy nuts into someones mouth while jerking off.
that ho even does stinky oswalds.
by cup o joe December 16, 2009
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Lee Harvey Oswald

Lee Harvey Oswald: fuck you Lincon

*bang*
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