When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.
After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Get the oriental porn mug.A sexually position when you warp someone up in a blanket with only their butt showing. The you proceed to enter your penis into their butt-hole. Then for quick clean up you wipe the residue on the blanket.
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Get the Oriental Rug mug.1. The Asiatic version of your everyday, household grizzly bear. Known for its black and white "marks" and its strictly bamboo diet. Much like the daughter, it is slowly disappearing from China, and may soon be on its way to extinction.
2. Also known as a Panda Bear
(scientific name: Ailuropoda Melanoleuca, also Jack Black)
2. Also known as a Panda Bear
(scientific name: Ailuropoda Melanoleuca, also Jack Black)
1.I went to the zoo and saw an oriental grizzly bear. They claim it may be one of the last in existance.
2.Jack Black played an animated oriental grizzly bear in the movie "Kung-Fu Panda."
2.Jack Black played an animated oriental grizzly bear in the movie "Kung-Fu Panda."
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Get the Oriental Grizzly Bear mug.Ohh yeah, had an Oriental Slumber Party last night with the girl from the Asian deli over on fifth.
What type of cake did you get?
Yellow.
What type of cake did you get?
Yellow.
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