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Equal Opportunity Fucker

...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!
I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?
by RED1043.com February 26, 2009
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POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity)

The ideal location or spot to be in for success.
At a bar, I want to sit at a table that is a POMO (Positionof Maximum Opportunity) for checking out the hotties.

In sports, I was in a POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) to receive the pass that led to my score.
by Hang Loose Bro March 27, 2010
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window of opportunity

A time where the chance for action (usually, but not always, sexual in nature) arises. When one sees such a chance, one must grab it (or, if you will, jump through the window of opportunity).
1. The Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.

2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.
by Jeffrey Douglas February 1, 2007
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opportunity cost

Another way for an economist to say you aren't thinking enough about screwing everybody else over to make more cash.
Sasuke had a net economic loss, considering his opportunity cost of not god-modding himself by the method of ripping out his brother's eyeballs, drilling a hole in his skull so that he could rip out Kakashi's eye too, and challenging the entire Akatsuki organization to a royal rumble melee so that he could proceed to absorb all the tailed beasts and rule the planet. Possibly absorbing the planet too. All before he enrolls at the Ninja Academy.
by Ironchew June 13, 2008
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equal opportunity fag drag

A situation in which a person is allowed to join others in 'getting nice.' This could include playing a round of Halo 3, drinking Night Train, or smoking an L.
Bro 1: "Yo, lemme get in on this Halo action..."
Dick : "Nah kid, get in next round."
Bro 2: "Fuck that bro, it's an equal opportunity fag drag."
by Miso Guy November 18, 2007
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Fan of Opportunity

A person who isn't a fan of a professional sports team, but becomes on when the opportunity arises.
Ryan: Ben wasnt a big Ravens fan until he got a ticket to the skybox for every home game.
Mike: Yeah he's just a Fan of Opportunity.
by JohnnyFleekins September 23, 2005
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opportunity

I had the opportunity to bang Kim Kardashian but she already made one sex tape.
by GOD of DOGS November 13, 2017
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