Steal and Deliver

When a guy, typical a bro or frat boy-type guy, can't handle his alcohol and passes out on one of two hotel beds, and you bang his hot girlfriend on the other bed.

Man, last weekend when I was in Vegas there was this frat boy bombed out of his mind at the blackjack table. So when he passed out, I executed a steal and deliver. Ha HA!

by Brzaukee July 20, 2016

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Stand and Deliver

a sex position where a woman is held and pinned against a wall by the man

“bro me and tanner did the stand and deliver last night. it was great.”

by RaceCarVeterinarian August 1, 2023

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Delivered Duchess

A girl who acts genuinely interested in you but leaves you on delivered for hours or even days.

Yo dude this goth mommy I’m talking to is such a delivered duchess

by Mattywatty69 June 27, 2025

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Hand Deliver

Handle Your Own Business

Hand deliver your own message grown adults.

by Handprint February 13, 2014

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Delivering the mail

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

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deliver

delivering is a complex task. One that takes immense willpower and courage. No average person can deliver with maximum efficiency. It takes a strong mind to complete this prophecy successfully.

person 1: DELIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR -walks away-
person 2: Your such a DELIVERRRRR
person 3: Hi Jennifer!

by shownjennifershelly May 3, 2022

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