12 year old boys

little shits that think "fucking ur mom" is funny. they like to shit on other peoples days just to get a laugh. they're complete shit heads.

12 yr. old boys: hey bitch i fucked ur mom last night loololololol!!!111111!!!!!
me: my mom has cancer
12 yr. old boys: cause i fucked her so hard last night lololololoolo!111!!!!!!
me: fucking arrogant 12 year old boys

by some pissed off girl August 2, 2014

tig old biggies

Another way of saying big old titties with some letters mixed around, and it also sounds pretty tight.

Her tig old biggies were so ginormous that she was the reason the Titanic went down so fast.

by Mc Cream Dream November 18, 2007

Old bean

Term of endearment used by men when addressing an old friend, emphasising that you are pleased to see him.
It is absolutely neutral, and if anything a bit fuzzy warm.
Very Wodehousian.

Good to see you again, old bean!
Best of luck, old bean!
Still married to that gorgeous blonde, old bean?

by the shonny May 18, 2009

old balls

One who is still young in age but exhibits extreme geriatric behavior. A person labeled "old balls" will often become exhausted after 9:00PM and kill the fratmosphere. S/he can be seen taking naps at all hours of the day adding to their crankiness.

"J.G. did not want to go out to the bars again tonight, he is being old balls".

by Boo-radley June 2, 2008

Old boot

A women who looks much older than her age because she's all used up both physically and emotionally.

"Wow, this dive is full of old boots."

by Bin thair November 10, 2015

Sleepy Old Bear

Getting head while playing Call of Duty (only counts if the game is call of duty)

Dude i was playin video games and my girl came over....she gave me a sleepy old bear. and my ratio shot through the roof.

by dilly g January 13, 2009

old bone kenobi

noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.

Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!

Theo: Wha?

Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec

by cornfritter October 21, 2010