Jack Off Sense

The heightened sense you develop for noticing when someone is going to come in your room before you do.

Nelly's jack off sense warned him to hide the porn and lotion at a moments notice.

by Peter Urban May 4, 2006

half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

jarateed off

Pissed off. Derived from the Team Fortress 2 unlockable Jarate (a throwable urine containing jar).

The customers must be jarateed off after having been this much ignored by the customer support

by DrFish July 11, 2009

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

Jack Off Holiday Hour

The name says it all. It's your holiday kids ... You've got absolutely nothing to do ... Sit around, jack it, have a 4 day happy hour. Its jack off holiday hour!

Get me a beer, tits, its my jack off holiday hour.

What am I gettin into this weekend? Jack off holiday hour baby!

by DrReggy November 2, 2009

Jax off

1. A league of legends technique.

2. To masturbate; to jack off

"I jax off in league of legends"
"Really? That's such a pussy playstyle"

by Asuriel August 28, 2021

Jack Off Smell

The smell that comes when you masturbate. Pretty much hand rubbing smell too

Bro I hate the jack off smell

by Le Carlton December 28, 2018