obligation message

when you're IMing or texting someone and the conversation reaches a point where you have nothing left to say but you feel obligated to respond anyway

person 1- "why are you staring at that blank text?"
person 2- "because i dont know what else to say"
person 1- "ooo, got that obligation message feeling?"
person 2- "yep"

by K7A2T6 November 10, 2010

olimario

Friendly giant. Known to fap for nintendo.

Madly in love with a girl he will never get...


But often faps for her.

olimario likes nintedno.

by Whodunit February 14, 2004

Obliminated

To get obliterated so badly you are automatically eliminated from any competition you join in the next 7-10 business days

Damn, Brennon left the sunroof open on his car and it’s raining. Get obliminated.

by brenny_wenny24 August 23, 2018

obligatory sex definition

I have to do this because hee hoo haa haa sex funny guys

no example, shoo you filthy peasants looking for sex jokes, like this obligatory one
you fucking sex trolls, go else where for this kinda joke, not this obligatory sex definition

by kendguy August 15, 2023

penis obligation

A situation to which a male must react in a particular way so as to preserve, exhibit, or confirm his heterosexual male status.

Girlfriend: That poor dwarf got kicked in the nuts by a chimpanzee wearing a karate uniform, and you laughed and cheered?? What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: Sorry; penis obligation.

by Daggoth T. Rothri August 25, 2010

Legally Obligated

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

oblivacation

Spending vacation time with family, when one would rather be somewhere else.

I'd love to go to the beach over the Christmas holiday, but I am taking an oblivacation to see my mom.

by Dr G September 16, 2008