Obi Wanabe

noun; Oh-bee Whan-ah-bee

A person who thinks they're full of wisdom and sage advice like an ancient Jedi master, but are in fact, full of shit.

Old fool: Now listen here, youngster...
Me: Dude, you're such an Obi Wanabe. Older doesn't always mean wiser.

by CY-EV September 16, 2010

Obi Wang Kenobi

When a man of great force has an unspeakably large penis, also referred to as a lightsaber. If his lightsaber is red he throbs with sexual intent and pain due to his anal discretions a. When "Obi Wang" pulls out his lightsaber all who encounter it fall to their knees. Obi Wang is a great master of sexual discretions and how to woo all animals and people in existence. The force is truly with this one.

What's wrong with Obi Wang Kenobi" "His lightsaber was glowing red, we fear he turned to the dark side of the body

by The man with the force August 4, 2011

Obi-Wan kenobi

Space jesus

Uncultured rando: who's Obi-Wan kenobi?

An interlectual: Space jesus.

by its ya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii May 13, 2020

obi-wan knobie

the best jedi in all of internet history

makes jedi meme thats got obi-wan knobie thats gonna be so popular

by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

Obi-Juan Kenobi

A wise mexican trained in the martial arts. Pretty handy with a machete. Usually found wearing some hoodie.

Thanks, I learned my skills from Obi-Juan Kenobi, the guy that lives around 9th street.

by Gypsum Golem July 9, 2005

Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

obi wan kenobi

Obi Wan Kenobi is the Jedi who trains Anakin Skywalker otherwise known as Darth Vader. He is very wise and powerful. His master, the one who trained him was Qui-Gon Jin, he was killed. Obi-Wan despite what some say, did train Anakin well. Vader kills him, but Obi-Wan lives on as one with the force. Soon after Anakin redeems himself and joins his old master.

Obi Wan Kenobi: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?

Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.

by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006