nutcracker

A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.

Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.

by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008

nutcracker

:referring to a moment in soccer, generally in FIFA, where one is succumbed to a rifting tackle, steal, or anything else that creates or involves courageous acts of a rift.

The term was created by Shawn Etemadi.

*Downing of Liverpool steals the ball from Smalling and slots in a screamer* "Damn, now that's a nutcracker."

by Dermo Clause September 23, 2012

MC Nutsackersaurus

a dinosaur in the paleolithic era, known 4 heriditary genitial elaphantitis, all know fossils have been stolen by Amelia G. after the infamous cucumber famine of 2002

a bird, a plane, a giant nutsac

by dr. CHAOS October 18, 2003

Nutcracker syndrome

When one's nuts are cracked so hard that they explode.

p1- what happened to Johnny?
p2- He got Nutcracker syndrome. :D

by IrkenAmara May 28, 2011

nutcrackers

A negative exclamation. Can replace "nuts!" or "fuck!".

Also, an exclamation used when one is injured in the groin area.

John: Did you remember to send in the forms like I told you a dozen times?
Steve: Nutcrackers! I didn't!

John: Man, that guy got hit in the balls pretty bad by that football.
Steve: Nutcrackers! That's gotta hurt!

by Lamborrari July 17, 2006

Irish nutcracker

When a man or woman kicks another man in the testicles three times to represent a shamrock.

He just received an Irish nutcracker!

by Mr. Robotron March 29, 2019

French Nutcracker

When you grab someones balls who is sleeping or maybe stoned or blitzed out of there skull.

Dude im gonna so french nutcracker you when you fall asleep!

by Pimp Daddy January 8, 2005