Bust a Nutella

when you use a jar of Nutella as a fleshlight and bust a nut, it is usually recommended that you cover up the nut after performing this action

bruh I just busted a Nutella and didn't tell anyone
watch out dude I think Jared busted a Nutella in that
when I get home I'm going to bust a Nutella

by Phat Knut Buster May 19, 2019

Nutella

A heavy pot of a brown substance which is particularly good for fashioning an emergency beard from.

It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair.

Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel.

Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)

"The cops are after me!! i need a disguise!"
"quick, fashion a beard from this nutella!!"

"Look at my split ends!! what am i going to do??"
"have you tried Nutella?"

by Ceriffwrdd March 17, 2011

Nutella Spread

the nutella spead is the act shitting in your hand and or the girls face then continue to rub said shit all over her face till it completely covers it

A gurl let me nutella spread yo face!

by Nutella Spread May 21, 2015

nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.

Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.

by Ethan Barnes February 7, 2017

nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)

eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm

by In your endo June 14, 2014

Nutella kiss

The act of dropping a small amount of Nutella onto a piece of furniture (most commonly, computers) and then licking it off.

Dude, I had to give my keyboard the Nutella kiss this morning.

by cl4ssy September 6, 2012

Nutella

Nutella is a term for the sweetest tastiest thing on planet earth!

I put Nutella on a spoon and sucked on it for hours!

by Nutella<3 October 23, 2016