Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.
by JRSchwartz March 5, 2019
by Lokix December 28, 2005
1. The lead nurse working on a shift.
2. The nurse with the dirtiest knees. Much more valuable and rare than definition 1.
2. The nurse with the dirtiest knees. Much more valuable and rare than definition 1.
1. The head nurse is coming to remove your catheter.
2. The head nurse relieved me of some pressure in my groin.
2. The head nurse relieved me of some pressure in my groin.
by Madmann October 5, 2005
When freshly brewed tea is topped up with a splash of cold water (before or after the milk) to make it cool enough to drink straight away!
Called nurses tea as nurses don't have time to wait around for their tea to cool down!
Called nurses tea as nurses don't have time to wait around for their tea to cool down!
by Dandyfoot August 27, 2019
Oh man, I was so embarrassed at the doctors the other day. I had a hard on in front of the doctor. They gave me the nurse flick and didn't mention it again.
by Clayton1422 November 27, 2015
"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
by nurseintraining March 7, 2008
The process by which a man remains aroused for the purpose of using an erection at a later time.
Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.
Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.
Jared woke up with morning wood, and decided to nurse a boner until he could get Jill to perform felatio on him.
by JUforJB July 30, 2009