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nursing student

Condition: Nursing Student

Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.
by LZS September 26, 2010
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nurse quacktitioner

A nurse who thinks she is a doctor.
Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.
by JRSchwartz March 5, 2019
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wet nurse

Someone who breastfeeds a baby when its mother cannot.
I had a masectomy so my sister wet nursed little Johnny.
by Lokix July 21, 2008
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head nurse

1. The lead nurse working on a shift.

2. The nurse with the dirtiest knees. Much more valuable and rare than definition 1.
1. The head nurse is coming to remove your catheter.

2. The head nurse relieved me of some pressure in my groin.
by Madmann October 8, 2005
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Nurses tea

When freshly brewed tea is topped up with a splash of cold water (before or after the milk) to make it cool enough to drink straight away!

Called nurses tea as nurses don't have time to wait around for their tea to cool down!
Please would you make mine a nurses tea!

Or

Is this nurses tea? I don't have much time!
by Dandyfoot August 27, 2019
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nurse flick

When you have an erection in a hospital and the nurse flicks the penis to instantly turn it flaccid
Oh man, I was so embarrassed at the doctors the other day. I had a hard on in front of the doctor. They gave me the nurse flick and didn't mention it again.
by Clayton1422 February 29, 2016
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nursing school

the hardest most stressful shit one will ever go through in life.
"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
by nurseintraining March 6, 2008
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