Condition: Nursing Student
Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.
by LZS September 26, 2010
Get the nursing studentmug. Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.
by JRSchwartz March 5, 2019
Get the nurse quacktitionermug. by Lokix July 21, 2008
Get the wet nursemug. 1. The lead nurse working on a shift.
2. The nurse with the dirtiest knees. Much more valuable and rare than definition 1.
2. The nurse with the dirtiest knees. Much more valuable and rare than definition 1.
1. The head nurse is coming to remove your catheter.
2. The head nurse relieved me of some pressure in my groin.
2. The head nurse relieved me of some pressure in my groin.
by Madmann October 8, 2005
Get the head nursemug. When freshly brewed tea is topped up with a splash of cold water (before or after the milk) to make it cool enough to drink straight away!
Called nurses tea as nurses don't have time to wait around for their tea to cool down!
Called nurses tea as nurses don't have time to wait around for their tea to cool down!
by Dandyfoot August 27, 2019
Get the Nurses teamug. Oh man, I was so embarrassed at the doctors the other day. I had a hard on in front of the doctor. They gave me the nurse flick and didn't mention it again.
by Clayton1422 February 29, 2016
Get the nurse flickmug. "hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
by nurseintraining March 6, 2008
Get the nursing schoolmug.