Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.
by Ben September 19, 2003
someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.
Jason off Big Brother
by Vanessa Nimmo September 21, 2004
A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject
"You cheesy numpty"
by Tango January 22, 2004
"That fucking numpty couldn't lace his own boots right."
"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
by ApeShapeDeity October 19, 2013
Noun: Numpty
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"
Definition: Some-one who spends their time declining avant-garde vernacular into imaginary grammatical components.......
Yeah that means....... errr me!
Yeah that means....... errr me!
by Stu Pid February 09, 2004