np

is short for “Nice Penis”
used in texting

“hey bro thx for the hw”
“yea bro np”
“what did u just say about my dick?”

by Eattheassmowthegrass November 12, 2020

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1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.

by Quakeulf February 03, 2004

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The NP

The NP is the slang name for New Paris, Indiana, the neighborHOOD between Nappanee and Goshen, Indiana.

PJ: You stayin here in West La La for the weekend bro?

Tregg: Nah man, I'm headin home to the NP for the weekend.

by TFish-kingoftheNP September 13, 2011

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"No Pennies." What you say to a cashier when they are about to give you your change indicating they can keep the pennies.

Cashier is about to give customer change for purchase. "NP."

by akdet March 11, 2016

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two letters that when said loud enough can make a room full of 30 people talking go completely silent

damn you people are loud........ .NP!!!!!

by Rabid Onion April 29, 2007

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j00n00b: did u get ne NP 2day?
hotchix0r: i couldnt cause i've been 2 all the chemists near me this week

by hotchix0r November 05, 2005

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My health care provider isn't a doctor but an NP.

by Joe Lynn March 04, 2008

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