monthly nosebleed

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Dutch Nosebleed

When the man cums in the womens nose and it runs out the other nostril.

"When she said she wanted a nosejob I gave her a dutch nosebleed"

by Tranzlater July 15, 2014

nosebone

The fictional bone in the nose; word used when referring to when the nose touches the brain, usually from blunt force trauma to the face.

Rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nosebone. - "Q.U. Hectic," by Mobb Deep (The Infamous, 1995)

by J. Martin December 1, 2003

noseboner

When someone's nose is so huge it looks like a boner.
You swear there nose is getting bigger every minute.

"HOLY SHIT, that fat ass chick is gettin a noseboner!!!!"
"Oh my gahwd your right!"
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"Dude, at the beginning of class her nose was like normal, but I swear it grew half a foot since then"
"SHES GOT A NOSEBONER!"
"OH NO THE NOSEBONERS HAVE INVADED US"
"Bro, just chill, to the next episode."
"Oh, ok, i'm good now"

by Estretoseten May 31, 2015

Southern Nosebleed

Another phrase for a woman's time of the month.

Dude, I tried going down on my girlfriend and she started having a Southern Nosebleed.

by Supdude8888 August 2, 2014

Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

by Wetnoseking April 5, 2022

brown nosing

Sticking one's nose up another's anus for pleasure.

Bob: Why is there poop on his nose?
John: He must have just gotten done brown nosing.

by bob349584-58 November 23, 2013