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Nookie Number 

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.
JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
Nookie Number by DEpps February 1, 2010

Nookie Hooky

when you skip school or work to have sex
Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.
Nookie Hooky by Stella S. January 18, 2006

Nookie Dough 

When the vagina dries up and causes too much friction during sexual intercourse, little chunks of skin and pubes begin to crumble up around each partners genitalia that resembles cookie dough.
This chick couldn’t keep up, I pounded her until she was raw. I looked down and there was Nookie Dough all over the sheets and it was stuck in my pubes.
Nookie Dough by WiddleDik February 25, 2020

Nookie Junkie

Nookie Junkie by Zoe03 June 17, 2009

Nookie Monster

Nookie meaning having sex. Play on the name "Cookie Monster" from sesame street. Used as a pet name for someone that you have a sexual relationship with.
"Ana's my lil Nookie Monster!"
"That broad's a fucking Nookie Monster"

nookie rag 

Rag, towel, napkin, or other item used to wipe sexual secretions from cocks, twats, and bodies after sex.
Hey, baby, hand me the nookie rag. And don't forget to wipe that jism off your chin.
nookie rag by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006