Lack of nooki

Lack of nookie is a condition witch involves numous symptoms for example blue balls, aggravation,

Uncontrollable thoughts and feelings of being horny.
Lack of nookie exampl..
My girlfriend's tight with her pussy I think I'm a die of LACK- OF - NOOKIE.
by Codlow February 20, 2018
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fortune nookie

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.
Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)
by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 07, 2010
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Nookie Dough

When the vagina dries up and causes too much friction during sexual intercourse, little chunks of skin and pubes begin to crumble up around each partners genitalia that resembles cookie dough.
This chick couldn’t keep up, I pounded her until she was raw. I looked down and there was Nookie Dough all over the sheets and it was stuck in my pubes.
by WiddleDik February 26, 2020
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Nookie Junkie

"He's a nookie junkie"
by Zoe03 June 17, 2009
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Nookie Monster

Nookie meaning having sex. Play on the name "Cookie Monster" from sesame street. Used as a pet name for someone that you have a sexual relationship with.
"Ana's my lil Nookie Monster!"
"That broad's a fucking Nookie Monster"
by halflesbianhalfatheist September 06, 2005
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nookie rag

Rag, towel, napkin, or other item used to wipe sexual secretions from cocks, twats, and bodies after sex.
Hey, baby, hand me the nookie rag. And don't forget to wipe that jism off your chin.
by Nickdawgus May 01, 2006
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