asshole noogies

to rub one's asshole violently with your knuckles

I went to my friends house and his dad was giving him some serious asshole noogies

by Trevor Commons July 17, 2007

Mexi-Joe Noogy

One who is notoriously good at border jumping and eating tacos; one who runs for the border.

I was in Arizona and saw a Mexi-Joe Noogy

by Maple 5B December 14, 2008

Oogie Noogie

A very rough poke or grind with the knuckles, on a person's fragile head.

"Oh gosh! My brother gave me an oogie noogie!" -johnny smithens

by UuuUhLol May 27, 2023

Noogy Toogy

The opposite of the word “Cheugy”.

“I got that noogy toogy style”

by Poopwizardd1 April 28, 2024

Taint Noogie

This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.

Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?

Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."

by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022

Noogis

The cute way a child says the word goodness

"Oh My Noogis!"

by PowPow Jeni February 5, 2019

Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.

Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.

by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025