Ningyptian

After the Hebrews left Egypt, the Egyptians found themselves in need of slaves. They turned to Japan, a country rich in people and ripe for the picking. As with any conquered people, the Egyptians procreated with the Japanese, and the Japanese taught their children Ninja skills. These offspring were the Ningyptians, an elite fighting race with +5 Stealth and +20 kick your ass.
Ningyptians can be resurrected by playing this crazy song my step-mother has on tape. This is also the best way to get killed by a Ningyptian.

Anna: What was that noise?
Andrew: I think there's a Ningyptian on the roof of the car!

by Achmed Ono January 8, 2009

Ningerew

This is the most foul and demeaning name that you can call someone. It has even been outlawed in some countries because it is so offensive. This word is culmination of thousands of years of racism and discrimination. Ningerew is comprised of three separate words each of which in themselves are repugnant and repulsive. The first word that makes up the forbidden word is Ginger, a name that profiles the strange and strongly disliked class of humans with red hair. The second word is Nigger, a term used to describe an African American slave in the mid 1800s in North America. The third word is Jew which is the ethnic race of people whose origin is from Israel or of Hebrew decent. This specific group of people have been persecuted and picked on pretty much since the beginning of time. These three words combined form the putrefied and stomach-turning forbidden word Ningerew, a word that should only be used in the utmost extreme of situations.

Your best friend sleeps with your girlfriend, you find out, slap him then say, "You dirty street skank Ningerew."

Your teacher makes fun of you in front of class for answering an easy math question incorrectly, you kick him in the balls and yell, "Suck on that you punk bitch hussey Ningerew."

by dictionfreak733 May 19, 2011

ninga

The combination of the words Nigga and Ninja.
A Black Ninja.

I got my assed kicked by that stealthy ninga.

by 3rd St. Ganstas December 26, 2005

noig

A defective weapon. This is commonly used in the CS GO gaming community whenever a player is doing bad duringa game, and blames the weapon's stats.

"Bloody god dammit Tyler, my weapon is a noig. What will the other patriots think of my musket?!"

by boiploxyplz December 4, 2018

Ningmaster

Noun - One who is chosen to moderate the nerdfighter forums and generally raise the awesome level of the ning.

Can you believe it, I was chosen to be a Ningmaster!

The Ningmasters are really doing some wonderful things for the ning these days.

by hangingwithNadine December 2, 2009

noinee

Another word for vagina

“Do you smell that?”

“Oh sorry, I just got back from the gym, it’s just my noinee.”

by Talulah Ondis December 10, 2017

neoing

The act of bending backwards and dodging bullets like Neo.

Delmon proceeded to tilt himself backwards, Neoing the Nerf Darts with absolute ease. The second he snapped back into an upright position he fired on the Specialist.

by GappyGap May 14, 2020