nogfitis

The severe clinic illness that effects a man as a result of not having a girlfriend.

I can't leave the house because I have nogfitis.
I'm making a Tinder account to cure my nogfitis

by Vaporweeb January 1, 2021

noited

slang for paranoid

im so blazed im gettin noited

by tim420 August 4, 2006

Nobituary

When you stop smoking cigarettes you can write your Nobituary.

Rob stopped smoking cigarettes so he can write his Nobituary and not his Obituary

by icwish September 27, 2009

noitatami

"Imatation" spelled backwards. Used as a seemingly harmless word to describe someone of either gender who is: an annoying braggart, a B.S. artist, an egotist, is shallow, fake, two faced, and/or self-centered, and/or all of the above. Usually said "person" is so-full-of-themselves that they never figure out what the word is or means!

"Ha! Listen to that Mikey talken' about single-handedly winning the football game! Like we didn't help. What a noitatami!!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 29, 2007

nofty

the art of being awesome

that party last night was so nofty

by guitarplayer93 September 30, 2011

if no fit, put spit

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

NOFATHOS

Is a term that originated in Norco California. It is a term used for when picking up females it means No Fat Hoes, but is used so that a girl does not know what you are talking about

Hey you know the rule NOFATHOS.

by Ben bieker December 6, 2007