Nobber Lads

100% culchies. Absolute animals. Would plow through anything that stands in their way. Shifting the young-one's Up in Carrick Is where you'd Find most of them. Big units That would run ye over In their Tractors.If ye mess with One You'd have big man Seamus Doherty To plow ye down into the ground hy.

Townies: 'ah shite Here come the nobber lads we stand no chance'
Nobber lad: 'bejesus now Don't start on me or you'd get Fucked hy'

by KWoodBaller November 2, 2018

Nooberton

A person who is new to something

Katelyn T your such a nooberton

by Katelyn_is_nooberton November 13, 2018

Granny nobber

Someone who loves a bit of granny action and happens to also be a complete knob head.

You're a right granny nobber

by chunky monkey meat man June 5, 2010

noobert

Derived from the word noob. Meaning new or inexperienced. Can be used jokingly or as an insult.

(EWC)Cobra : I just got in game, Whats up!
(EWC)InnocntBystndr : Sup Scooby Noobert

or

llama1 : sry for the TK
(EWC)Achilles : Noobert!

by Innocnt July 16, 2008

Nobber

a shortened version of the word 'nobhead' used in the east midlands originated from burton-on-trent

Jim: Oi, mayte. You're a fucking nobber!

by Loulamoth July 17, 2009

nooberized

To beaten cheaply and dishonorably by someone less l337 then you. Used best in online gaming such as Counterstrike and Halo 2.

j00 was nooberized by that energysword wh0re!!!1!!!!11

by Eric May 13, 2005

n00bert

1) A n00b whose name happens to be Bert.
2) Someone whose n00bism reaches such an extent that the mere word "n00b" is too weak to apply to him; thus he is termed a n00bert.

"Hey Bert wassup?"
"I'm just chillin' like a n00bert."

OR

"Goldberg is such a strong wrestler; he's easily tougher than Bret Hart."
"Shutup you fucking n00bert."

by Vincenzo Lancelot March 13, 2004